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The Sexiest Movies and Shows Hitting Netflix, Amazon, HBO and More in August. August doesnt have the best reputation, lets be honest. Its a month when summer vacations start to wind to a close, when Back to School sales begin and we all realize that the good weather will be over soon. In other words, its a month when we all become that little bit more aware of our mortality and need to be distracted as much as humanly possible. To that end, might I introduce some sexy streaming entertainment on Amazon, Hulu, Netflix and HBO Go to keep you occupied for the next few weeks No need to thank me just keep living in hot denial for a little while longer. Directed by Robert Adetuyi. With Stephan Benson, Kai Luke Brummer, Sophie de Bruyn, Joshua Daniel Eady. Vivica A. Fox makes her Bring It On debut as Cheer Goddess. Watch The Truth Is In The Stars Online Freeform. BILL TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTUREBILL TEDS BOGUS JOURNEYAmazon Prime and Hulu, August 1. Even if there are those who might feel as if a couple of time traveling movies about a pair of dumb as mud metalhead fails the sex test, its worth remembering two things that make the Bill Ted movies all time sexy greats. First of all, Young Keanu Reeves. Secondly, Jane Wiedlin as Joan of Arc. That last one isnt just me, right JACKIE BROWNNetflix, August 1. Without a doubt, the sexiest movie that Quentin Tarantino ever got his hands on, and its all down to the presence of Pam Grier, without doubt the finest leading lady of any of his movies. Sorry, Uma. It doesnt hurt that the whole thing is based on an Elmore Leonard novel, and has Robert De Niro, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Keaton and Robert Forster playing back up. THE MATRIXNetflix, August 1. I promise, I dont have a Keanu fetish and, really, this movies sexiness is all down to Carrie Anne Moss and the fetishwear the Wachowskis slipped their main cast into. Sure, theres all kinds of gunplay and cod philosophy thats dated poorly, but that doesnt mean this isnt a fun movie to re watch, and fall just that little bit more in love with Carrie Anne each time. The two sequels are also on Netflix as of August 1, but the less said about them, the better. THE MOD SQUADAmazon Prime and Hulu, August 1. Whats that, you say The prospect of watching Giovanni Ribisi and Omar Epps in a remake of the 1. TV show of the same name seems like the very opposite of a sexy experience Two words, friends Claire Danes. Even better Claire Danes as a bad girl trying to do good. Just ignore Dennis Farina and youll be good. Or dont We dont know your life. Watch Bring It On Worldwide cheersmack Streaming IndosiarTANGO CASHHBO Go, August 1. Somewhere out there, there is an entire fetish community for whom 1. Tango Cash which teams Kurt Russell and Sly Stallone, both in their prime or close to it might just be the epitome of cinematic sex. Dont kink shame, just watch it and see if you can see for yourself. WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER TEN YEARS LATER, SEASON 1. Netflix, August 4. Look, if the potential for seeing Amy Poehler playing a party girl who should have maybe thought about cutting back on the good times some time earlier isnt some kind of turn on for you, then perhaps we cant be friends, is all Im saying. Maybe youll just be happy to see Michael Ian Black take on the role of George H. W. Bush during the eight episode run, instead. Music/v4/a7/62/ce/a762cec2-43d9-3c33-ba83-4fcc8596548b/source/1200x630bb.jpg' alt='Watch Bring It On: Worldwide #Cheersmack Streaming' title='Watch Bring It On: Worldwide #Cheersmack Streaming' />Yes, you read that right. YOURE THE WORST, SEASON 3. Hulu, August 7. Continuing to chart what might be the worlds most self destructive relationship, I could pretend that the show is sexy because its all about people growing emotionally despite themselves and thats really hot, but screw it its just funny as fuck, and thats as sexy as anything else on this list. Plus, you know, Aya Cash. SbepvWvTd9hhESpDVGRlMSbPBS.jpg' alt='Watch Bring It On: Worldwide #cheersmack Streaming Music' title='Watch Bring It On: Worldwide #cheersmack Streaming Music' />HOT PROPERTYNetflix, August 1. If Atomic Blonde left you with the desire to see more emotionally unhealthy blonde women who could kill you without breaking a sweat, then this British comedy that is more than it seems spoilers the main character is a corporate spy is likely to feed into all your secret fantasies. And if you recognize leading lady My. Anna During, then that means you probably saw low rent 2. Lesbian Vampire Killers, and yes, I am judging you. ALL THESE SLEEPLESS NIGHTSNetflix, August 1. Take a break from the unstoppable sexiness of it all with this beautiful, touching and more than a little disorienting look at the Warsaw party scene, as told through the eyes of two young guys who know no better, but may be slowly learning. Its a weird but wonderful documentary thatll take you to another place altogether. Which, in its own way, is pretty damn sexy. NICK OFFERMAN MEGAN MULALLY SUMMER OF 6. Hot Tub Time Machine Film tells the story of four best friends bored with life Adam, Lou, Nick and Jacob. After a drunken night in the hot tub at the resort, four. As summer starts to wind down, tons of new additions to streaming services are here to help you get over any seasonal lulls. NO APOSTROPHEAmazon Prime, August 1. Comedys sexiest double act take to the stage in a live show that is dedicated to well, the pleasures of the flesh, to a certain degree. Only with more music and, lets be honest, perhaps more facial hair than anyone was expecting. IN SECRETAmazon Prime and Hulu, August 2. Sure, saying Jessica Lange and Draco Malfoy in an erotic thriller is hardly the best advertisement for well, anything, really, but dont worry Elizabeth Olsen and Oscar Isaac are here too, to make sure that everyone has something pretty to look at. Theres also murder and and intrigue for those who care about things like plot. DEATH NOTENetflix, August 2. A U. S. remake of a beloved Japanese manga series, audiences can ignore the great high concept what if you found a book that let you kill anyone in the world Killer in Chief and girlfriend Mia, which is either really sexy or really, really wrong. Prepare to start rooting for the bad guys. BRING IT ON WORLDWIDE CHEERSMACKNetflix, August 2. In case you somehow managed to avoid the earlier Bring It On movies, let me explain all you need to know about the series Its hot cheerleaders being snarky yet coming together for some common goal that is life affirming for some reason to do with the plot that no one cares about. Or, to put it another way its Hot Cheerleaders The Movie, but with good jokes. THE GOOD PLACE, SEASON 1. Netflix, August 2. One of the best new shows on TV last year, all you really need to know about this one is that its Lost but better, with Kristen Bell and Ted Danson. Unconvinced Well, let me introduce the reason why its on the sexy list Jameela Jamil.